White House Correspondents Dinner: Where were the President and First Lady of Music, Jay & Beyonce?
Kimye: The last person Kanye publically dated was Amber Rose, you seem to all forget that - this is an upgrade. Kimberly, I usually appreciate your sartorial efforts - why have you been wearing the same leather pants and Un Bout Louboutin's for over a week? Also, I don't buy you wearing Jordans for a second:

NYC may ban Happy Hour: Are you crazy, Department of Health? Seriously. For most contributing members of society who work for a living, happy hour is their saving grace. How DARE you even entertain the idea of taking that away? This is pretty much a mini-Prohibition from 4-8 on weekdays. Have you not been watching "Boardwalk Empire" or Ken Burns' "Prohibition": "It turned citizens into criminals and criminals into kings." Bad things happen when you take away alcohol from people. BUT on second thought, I really love the 1920s so maybe I'll start my own speakeasy out of my Harlem apartment and start talking like Drew Barrymore in Grey Gardens.
Hating everything,
Penny
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