On a typical weekend I spend 20% of my time catching up on RealHousewives, another 20% eating General Tso’s chicken, 10% kicking myself foreating it then subsequently forgiving myself (“It’s OK. You were hungover. Yourbody was begging you for it. Tomorrow you’ll start your diet.”) and 50% of mytime applying a variety of face masks. My cupboard is full of them because my sisterworks at a beauty supply store and because I have a drugstore shoppingaddiction problem. Anyway, this weekendI used my favorite EVER, QueenHelene Mint Julep Masque. It feels soamazingly smooth and cool I’m sort of convinced fancy spas use it and act likethey’re rubbing some rare seaweed kelp and mermaid spit concoction on my face.WRONG, fancy facialist. I know yourtricks. I know you’re using a $3 miracle product. Well played. x, Emily
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| Grab hair tie from inflatable Scream doll. |
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| Use amazing Clarisonic Mia to remove all grime. |
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| Apply mask making sure to keep hair in 80s side pony. |
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| Let it freeze your face so you feel like Joan Rivers then remove. |
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