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Tonight is the season premiere of Dancing with
the Stars. So many questions to be answered. Does Gavin DeGraw have a
hat-wearing clause in his contract? Will Maria Menounos and Derek Hough have a
spicy love affair? Lord knows I would never put myself through such public
humilation...OK, this is sort of dependent upon how much money I would be
making after winning the mirror ball trophy. Everybody has a price, people! So
if it were to happen, I would need a basket full of bandaids (preferably of the
age-inappropriate variety) along with something strong and alcoholic. I would
be tripping over myself in my Miu Miu sandals, but from past experience I'm
sure I would picture myself exactly like Jennifer Beals circa Flashdance. At least
I would be in the most excellent of moods as Bruno Tonioli scolded me for my
floppy footwork. I would be the first contestant to be eliminated mid-foxtrot.
x, Emily
x, Emily
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