Chaste Tree was said to be used as herbal remedy by
monks in the Middle Ages to diminish their sex drive, and its common names stem
from its use by monks to maintain celibacy. It does seem to
occasionally reduce sex drive in women.
Celibacy in monks, people...MONKS! I think she secretly sent me these to lower my libido. Thanks, I guess?
That being said, I have a weird sense of what types of dudes are hot and they vary from day to day. My boss said I have
the “Snuggle Hormone,” a phrase she coined in college where as soon as you
snuggle a guy you become obsessed with them. I've unfortunately never nuzzled
any of the below but I guess I feel like I do virtually when I see them onscreen.
When I talk about the below sexpots to my friends and co-workers I am exactly like this prepubescent tween who appeared on New Girl this past week. I've actually never seen a more accurate portrayal:
When I talk about the below sexpots to my friends and co-workers I am exactly like this prepubescent tween who appeared on New Girl this past week. I've actually never seen a more accurate portrayal:
Jason
Sudeikis
I don’t remember how or when my obsession started, but it did and
it’s endured ever since. We literally bumped into each other at an improv show
and when he touched my arm to apologize I felt seizure-like indicators. We hit
a rough patch when I thought he impregnated January Jones (not really down to
be a stepmom, you guys) but when he confirmed “THE BABY’S NOT MINE” we were
cool again and our love affair continued.
Tony
Goldwyn
The show, Scandal did this to me. I saw him walking in Tribeca
last year and was like, “Oh, there’s the guy from Ghost. He’s kind of hot," but on the show he is SO sexy. I
think he might be older than he looks (Yeah, I just researched. He’s 52.) but I would
totes hit it. I mean, he’s super cute and he's also playing the President of the United Fucking States of
America right now. Thank god it's a Shonda “Everything I Touch Turns To Gold” Rhimes show, because that means it will be on the air for at least 6 seasons.
Drake
I watched Drake in the olden days when he played Wheelchair Jimmy
on Degrassi, the Canadian teen soap opera. He’s also Jewish (+1) and likes
girls that aren’t emaciated i.e. Kat Dennings (+2).
Zach Braff
Everyone who knows me from the age of 16 on knows my obsession runs
deep. Like 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea deep. I’ve seen him in plays in New York and bought a shirt emblazoned
with his name ("I Heart Braff"). WE ALL HAVE DORKY STUFF WE DID IN HIGH SCHOOL, OK? I ended up giving it to my best friend since she's dating a dude with the same surname.
John Mayer
I wish I could find the picture of me kissing his life-sized
poster on my college dorm wall. But alas, it’s sitting somewhere amidst my
college textbooks mostly titled, “Intro to Things I’ll Never Need to Know Once
I Leave This Place.”
Zac Efron
And I'll leave you with the Holy Grail. No need to explain this one.
Keep in mind this is a shortened list and missing (though not forgotten in my heart) are the likes of Will Arnett, John Krasinski, Jason Bateman, etc...I also just noticed that 90% of these men are well over the
age of 30. Where do you go to meet guys in the 28-38 age bracket? Any suggestions
greatly appreciated.
x, Emily